Saturday, December 31, 2011

Newest Apple Book Store Reviews (Continue to) Show 4-Ratings

Using iTunes on your computer or the iBook app on your iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch, you'll see that 'Flatline Virus: When Zombies Evolved' is rated 4 out of 5 stars, including (8) #1 ratings and (6) #2 ratings.

Friday, December 30, 2011

I Painted a Cartoon of Mine from 20+ Years Ago (see down and to the right)

OK,I admit, the humor is a little dark. I just wanted to see how it looked in color. The original was pen and ink in shades of black and grey. No captions. Doesn't need any. I think you'll agree.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

A New Painting - Check Out the Reptile Eye

I'm finishing up a painting of a reptile's eye which you can see on the right side of the blog under 'Check Out One of My Paintings'. It's not my usual landscape style. I found the color and subject interesting, so this is my first painting of the winter 2011-2012. I'm going to try painting one of my old cartoons next. If I write another book, I think I should paint the book cover. That should be fun.

Monday, December 19, 2011

A Repost - Some Unusual Words (and what they mean) You'll See in 'Homo Optimus'

These are some words you'll see in the book that are designed to describe something in the future, say 124 years from now. Some are words that currently exist, just not in everyone's everyday vocabulary.

the Hype-a slang word for (all the data on) the network of networks, formerly called the internet. It's short for Hyperfinite, meaning a very, very large number, approaching an infinite number, like the amount of data on it.

Aqualiens - extraterrestrial beings that live in water.

Data skins - the augmented reality related to a specific person, place or thing.

Astrobiologist - A scientist who makes use of physics, chemistry, astronomy, biology, molecular biology, ecology, planetary science, geography, and geology to investigate the possibility of life on other worlds.

Benthic - relating to the collection of organisms that live at the bottom of the sea

Cryophilic - relating to organisms that thrive in the cold

Augmented Reality - a term for a live direct or indirect view of a physical, real-world environment whose elements are augmented by computer-generated sensory input. Thus, the technology is supposed to enhance the current perception of reality. Ever watch a football game where the scrimmage line is in blue and the first down line is in orange...and there's an arrow on the field denoting that it's first down and 10? That's augmented reality today.

the Legacy - kind of like a super-Facebook where everyone captures (video, audio, images, text, etc.) almost everything of significance in their lives on the web from birth to death.

Cephalopods - a member of the family of mollusks, e.g. squid, octopus.

Friday, December 16, 2011

2000 Pages Views

My little blog has had 2000 page views. Wow. Never thought it could happen.

Oh, and as an aside....My book sales have come from Canada, Australia, UK, France, Germany and the United States, that is, that I know of. Not all the retail channels report country of purchase, so there may be more.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Price Reduced to $0.99 - Both Books!!

A pre-holiday discount sale is on now for each of the books. They will or are available for 99 cents each, a reduction from the ridiculously low price of $2.99. This make take a few days to be effective.

Oh, I just looked and the Origin of Homo Optimus is now available on Barnes & Noble. Thus, the new book is now selling on my biggest three distribution channels, i.e. Apple, Amazon and Barnes & Noble ('though at $2.99 for the next few days).

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Update - Apple Store's 19 Reviews Can't Be Wrong - 4-Rated !!!

But see for yourself.

Flatline Virus: When Zombies Evolved has 19 ratings in the Apple Bookstore averaging 4 stars out of 5.

The Origin of Homo Optimus: Humans, Aliens & Superbrains is now available in Amazon and Apple.

Monday, December 5, 2011

An Excerpt from 'The Origin of Homo Optimus: Humans, Aliens and Superbrains'

Introduction

It is 124 years in the future.  

Chapter 1 - The Court Scene
 
Kenneth Douglas was brought into the courtroom from the side door. He was clasped in handcuffs. He had never even seen the inside of a courtroom before this and he found the experience a little unnerving. "Geez," he thought, "I can't understand how they found out I did it. No way the police knew how to catch me. Who could possibly have tracked me? I should have stopped at 20, maybe. Where the hell is my lawyer?"

Ken's father, Bill, was in court to see his son likely go to jail. Like the rest of the Douglas family, Ken didn't like where humanity was headed. The difference was he wanted to do something about it. Bill knew his son would make a public statement, a publicly-viewed act, somehow and somewhere with his incredible cyber skills. He did. Unknown to less than three or four of his closest friends, Ken was indeed the Boston Hackmaster, whose lavish pro-retro pranks hit the news on a regular basis. He was a hero to some and hated by others. Bios loved him; Cybers didn't. All agreed the Hackmaster had a good deal of skill to do what he did while evading the police and security forces everywhere. Bill knew that a guilty plea or verdict could mean not only several years of jail, but also that his son's bio-enhancement privileges could be denied forever, effectively shortening his life significantly. If you chose a life of crime, you would not be allowed a long life. The judge could not help seeing the creativity and humor in it all. "No one has been able hack into anyone's data skins until you did this, young man," said the judge. "It's too bad to waste your talent. Unfortunately for you, the sentencing guidelines call for too harsh a term. You're a talented, misguided kid, but my hands are tied on this."

"If only there were another option I had," thought the judge, "but I'm just not aware of anything else I can do."

"Mr. Douglas, you are accused of twenty-one counts of breaking into the personal, governmental, or company data notes and modifying them to suit your humor", said the judge.

The judge had read over the police report. Douglas had hacked into the augmented realities of persons, buildings, landmarks, a retail store, a couple restaurants, a sports team, a city greeting post, and a church. The kid didn't just scrawl filthy words onto data notes which described these persons, places or things as they viewed them in reality. No, thought the judge, he wanted to tarnish the use of data skins in general.

"I'm choosing not to read these out loud, but they are part of your criminal record," said the judge.

The judge read the file to himself and found it amusing, despite its criminality. The young man wrote about Wanda Sykes that "…her closest friends believed she held a patent for weaponized halitosis and also farts in her sleep."

His notes on the Boston Museum of Natural History said, "It is currently occupied by 28 employees and 254 visitors, no fewer than six of whom have erections. Please take special note of the crowd forming around a sex act taking place on the second floor."

The judge was pretty sure he knew the restaurant whose augmented reality had been modified to read, "The chef of this lowest-rated establishment broke up with his boyfriend and suffers from depression for which he is overly self-medicated. The restaurant treats its customers like its own family, four members of whom are currently incarcerated for various crimes in Walpole State Prison. The state Health Inspector vomited profusely here yesterday after swallowing something he later described only as 'squishy' and is under treatment at a local hospital for terminal diarrhea."

The judge read another to himself which caused him to smirk. The data skin hacked into was 'America's Most Beloved Ball Park' (where Beloved was crossed out to read Oldest) which read "Faithful fans are taking turns this season holding up the walls of 223 year old Fenway Park while the $2 billion Red Sox pitching staff drank themselves out of the playoffs for the 124th consecutive year."

"How do you plead, Mr. Douglas?"

Saturday, December 3, 2011

'Homo Optimus' is Now Selling in the Apple Bookstore!!

Wow...about two weeks ahead of schedule! Apple is my biggest retail channel at 42% of sales vs. 35% for Amazon. It will be a few more days before it's up on Barnes and Noble (18% of sales per the latest reporting). It's also just shown up at the Kobo Bookstore. Koby, Sony and Smashwords represent about 5% of my sales in aggregate.

Regarding the book....It's a little coincidental that there's been some news which relates to the story line(s) in the book. For one, there was news that an ocean of water under an ice cap had been confirmed for Europa, one of the moons of Jupiter. (Frankly, the news was a little stale; it's been really believed for at least five years). Secondly, we had news of another asteroid missing the earth. I know I used a comet in the book. Comets present a much higher risk to the earth, albeit despite a much lower potential for occurrence.